Christians: do you really think your bible is error free?

let's take a look at noah's ark shall we? tell the story of noah's ark to an 8 year old retarded boy. and he's gonna ask questions. "this is a bad story." even if you're really good at telling stories. you sit him down, "once opon a time god was mad at all the people in the world, so instead of telling them what they were doing wrong about their diets, he decided to go ahead and drown everyone. he only told one regular man, he wasn't a special guy infact, he was 600 years old. anyway, god told noah to build a boat, and his his family were the only ones to survive the flud. because appearently, all the other people's boats didn't work. anyway, god took 2 of each animal to come to noah on foot from all over the world. and they sailed for 40 days and 40 nights, and civilization began." 8 year old retarded boy will go "uh there's a lot of holes in that story. uh wait a minute. first of all, how big is this boat we're talking about here? millions of animals on the boat,and one guy that made it, how long does that take? where did he get all of the wood? 600 years old seems a little old to be taking on this project. all the animals come on foot, and the earth is 24,000 miles long? and what did the animals eat? cause i think the animals wanna eat all the other animals. i'm not that retarded. noah was a white guy, so where did all the black people come from? what exactly did they eat when they got off the boat?" your bible is pathetic.